were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
What a dumb baby whore.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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