Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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