Dual....:-)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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