if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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