like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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