Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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