FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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