You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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