There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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