if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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