Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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