"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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