All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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