"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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