i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
