any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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