Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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