I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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