I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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