what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
