My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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