I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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