We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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