am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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