At least make sure they are 18
Why
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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