I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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