hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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