Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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