i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
one two three fourrrrnication!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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