I'm really into asian looking animals
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Im part way to drunk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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