Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
