He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And then my night got REAL pukey
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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