I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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