i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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