Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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