can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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