I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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