yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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