I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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