can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we made out on top of his cat.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
