Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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