I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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