have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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