Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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