yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
