Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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