Sry I called you an 8
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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