can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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