I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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