kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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